#garfield's feline fantasies

[theknucklehead]

During the opening of the Garfield Movie,

you can see a shop in the back that is actually called "Lorenzo's Music Store".

It's nice that the film makers put that little easter egg in there to honor Garfield's original voice, considering he passed away so can no longer provide us his iconic performance.

[lesserknownwaifus]

nadia from garfield's feline fantasies

[a1-harbinger]

Silly Game Time: Who is your favorite cat or feline-like character across all genres of fiction? If you can't choose just one, then list them all!

oh man, any and all tabaxis in d&d campaigns are just peak characters for some reason

like my friend's cleric tabaxi, that was born a prince, raised by pirates, then used as a vessel for a primordial evil all before the age of 10, then is just a silly little guy that eats raw pasta and steals chickens at 15?? stellar.

kalina from fantasy high? the spooky shadowy lady who im still not sure whether she was always a tabaxi or just that cassandra magicked a cat to be a person? *chef's kiss* perfect

garfield the deals warlock? i love. also who is his warlock patron, they need to be stopped

[rasslingrob]

Seventi) Garfield’s Feline Fantasies So, Garfield x Indiana Jones? Okay, but they should have just called it Garfield and the Banana of Bombay. Well, one of the Garfield specials to go, and on to the Bill Murray Garfield films… https://www.instagram.com/p/Cnvv4_PuVGk/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Daffy: [as a pilot speaking to the passengers] The in-flight movie is Vertigo and if you think that's in poor taste, wait till you try the food!

[terezis]

garfield the deals warlock, but he's just like. he's just a regular cat.

i don’t mean “canon, but the entity that requests magnus's blood also happens to be an inexplicably adorable orange feline”

but rather that garfield the deal warlock is a normal cat who naps on the shelves of the fantasy costco and sheds fur on all of the merchandise, sometimes he knocks over customers' piles of gold at the cash register, which bureau employees take to mean that they've angered him with a 'bad deal,'" and are thus shamed forevermore. he runs the place. this is his store. he’s in charge

[internutter]

Could you do a Garfield the Deals Warlock/ Garfield from the comics UV swap?

Enter Jon Arbuckle - a regular loser in a regular town who sees absolutely nothing wrong with talking to his cat. The man in question has been the sole individual to hear his cat talking back for some significant amount of years, but that’s not the problem, today. Today, there’s something a little bit more unusual about his favourite feline. For starters, there’s been a substitution...

“You know, Garfield; after all these years trying to convince you not to eat my lasagna, I figured it’d be easier just to make two.”

Instead of the expected - his cat taking both and eating them in seconds - the figure on the counter was not the domestic orange tabby he expected. He was larger, for a start. He was wearing clothing, also. Most concerning, though, was the very, very wide smile.

“THAT’S A VERY NICE OFFER, SWEETHEART, BUT I’M TEMPORARILY OUT OF ITEMS TO TRAAAAADE.”

“You’re... not... Garfield?”

“I COULD TELL YOU I MOST ASSUREDLY AM, BUT I GET THE SENSATION THAT YOU WERE EXPECTING SOMEONE ELSE. TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT, PERHAPS WE CAN MAKE A DEEEEEEAAAAAALLLLLLL...”

Meanwhile, in a totally different planar system...

Three adventurers looked down at the large ginger tabby curled up with a teddy bear behind the counter.

“Do... you think maybe he went on a diet?”

“I’m pretty sure that’s just a regular cat,” said Merle.

“Gee willikers, Fantasy Tintin, what was your first fucking clue?” said Taako. True Seeing and Detect Magic both told him that (a) this was not quite a regular cat and (b) there were some extraplanar shenanigans going on. “Anyone got Speak to Animals?”

“I could--” volunteered Merle.

“Absolutely not. You’re gross enough with the plant kingdom, Dad. Silencio on that fucking noise.” He dug out his telepathic band and thought gently at the cat. Hey there, amigo. Don’t wanna alarm you, but you’re not where you belong.

The cat blinked. Yawned and stretched. Sat up and scratched himself in a very Human way. Either it’s a Monday or I’m dreaming super realistically...

“Wrong on both counts,” said Taako, strictly for the benefit of his teammates. “I think it’s a weekend, and definitely not a dream.”

“Well, there’s a line in a song that says you’re wrong,” said Magnus.

Things tended to escalate from that point onwards.

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[umbraastaff]

hello jotH, who cErtainLy hasn't been maimed and imPrisoned by garfIeld the dealS warlock for making jOkes about him oN your blog. i've enjoyed the queue for Today - very feline, very costco. loving tHe free samples. kEep up the good Work and hAve a great daY!

i’m so glad the conTent Has been appreciAted! this blog has been spoNsored by fantasy costco, some very hospitable folKs there. trulY a great place, withOut a hint of suspicioUs activity. i’m having a great time!

[triciadurganga]

Perfumes That Your Favourite Stars Like!

Here’s what you need to know about the perfumes that the celebrities wear!

Canadian charmer, Ryan Gosling likes his scent, classy and old-school Dior Homme The star from La La Land is not only recognised but loved everywhere he goes. Thanks to his recent hit, his work was well acknowledged and admired at the Oscars too. Ryan Gosling is a brilliant actor and also a great musician who loves jazz. Gosling came to the attention of a wider audience in 2004 with a leading role in the commercially successful romantic drama The Notebook.

His choice of fragrance totally goes with his personality, suited and charming. He likes Dior Homme by Christian Dior and that is no surprise. Dior Homme by Christian Dior is a Woody Floral Musk aroma for men. Dior Homme was created in 2005.

The nose behind this aroma is Olivier Polge. Top notes are lavender, sage and bergamot; heart notes are iris, golden, cacao and cardamom; base notes are patchouli, cowhide and tahitian vetiver.

NOTES

Top : Lavender, Sage, Bergamot

Heart : Iris, Amber, Caco, Cardamom

Base : Patchouli, Leather, Tahitian Vetiver

Spring Flower is Lana Del Rey’s choice of fragrance and she likes it Elizabeth Woolridge Grant better known by her stage name Lana Del Rey, is an American singer, songwriter, and model. Born and raised in New York, Del Rey embarked on a music career in 2005. A remix of its single ‘Summertime Sadness’, produced by Cedric Gervais, peaked at number six on the United States.

Lana Del Rey likes her scent as exotic as she is. The thing that makes the whole blend sparkle, was the crumbly, creamy ambergris. It gives a beautiful buzz of warmth, of melting on the skin warmth and that salt combined with the wet snow and juicy fruits just perfectly conjured up the image of early morning on an early Spring day.

The fragrance is a deep relevance with the lush flowers, jasmine petals, and fruit blossoms with sweet rosebud in the background. Spring Flower by Creed is pink and pretty, released in 2006 by Olivier Creed Sixth Generation.

NOTES

Top : Melon, Peach, Apple

Heart : Jasmine, Rose

Base : Musk, Ambergris

Andrew Garfield likes his fragrance to be mysterious and seductive, Euphoria by Calvin Klein! Andrew Garfield, the British American actor begun his career on the UK stage and has been unstoppable since then. Garfield first came to international attention in 2010 with supporting roles in the drama films. Not to forget his best and incredible hit, The Amazing Spider-man has bagged him a huge lady fanbase.

The actor enjoys his scent being mellow, mysterious and spicy. His go-to fragrance is Euphoria by Calvin Klein and he likes the appeal of exotic dark flowers the mist brings. You shower the scent and following a couple of minutes it uncovers to you its inclination of dark feline, prepared to lure and play with you without you acknowledging it.

It’s like a potent elixir so it needs to be applied in  small doses and the rest, leave it to the spell and smell of Euphoria.

Intriguing flower fruity aroma Euphoria was propelled in 2005. The scent is radiant and delectable like organic products, notes of which are caught in it. It welcomes you to appreciate the delights of life.

NOTES

Top : Ginger, Pepper

Heart : Black basil, Sage, Cedar

Base : Amber, Patchouli, Brazilian Redwood, Suede

Kourtney Kardashian likes Jivago 24K which has gold flakes floating in it American television star, socialite, businesswoman and model, Kourtney Kardashian has never been out of limelight. She gains ample attention from their famous show, Keeping Up with the Kardashians and has been involved in the retail and fashion industries too with her sisters, Khloé and Kim.

She seems to like 24K by Jivago for the warmer weather. Launched in 1994, 24K is the primary scent by Ilana Jivago which contains 24 carat gold leaves.

Not decoration, but the gold leaves are a vital ingredient of this perfume. The creation opens with Bulgarian rose, which symbolises passion, love, while the heart contains jasmine, symbolising achievement and security.

Delicate tuberose energizes, additionally shields from negative feelings and vitality. The base is enhanced with iris and golden. The scent is claimed to have the power of seduction and is said to have an impact that lasts long. The perfume is a symbol of luxury and the floral notes dignify the feminine beauty.

NOTES

Top : Bulgarian Rose

Heart : Jasmine, Tuberose

Base : Orris, Amber

Blake Lively likes her perfume to be just as she is, classy and fabulous, the Beat by Burberry! The Beat by Burberry is Blake Lively’s go-to fragrance. She describes it as fresh and light but still has impact. ‘Serena’ from Gossip Girl is as lively as her name and well, even with the choice of her scent.

Her recent movie, ‘The Age of Adaline’ has set the records high and everyone quite enjoys her screen presence! She is quite a charmer, like her fragrance of choice, the Beat.

The Beat is described as a sparkling floral woody fragrance; the notes feature bergamot, mandarin, Ceylon tea, cardamom, pink pepper, bluebell, iris, white musk, vetiver and cedarwood. It starts very bright, with tart fruit and juicy citrus. There is lot of pink pepper and a teensy little pinch of cardamom.

The heart is sheer bluebell-ish florals, still very bright; the base is cool and pale and summery, and smoothed over with a smidgen of iris. It smells young and cheerful and clean, and is a pretty good match with the mood of the print ad.

NOTES

Top : Pink Pepper, Mandarin Orange, Bargamot, Cardamom

Heart : Iris, Tea, Bellflower

Base : Vetiver, Cedar, White Musk

Kate Bosworth likes Byredo Gypsy Water, intriguing and seductive just like her The LA star, Kate Bosworth is an actress and model. She made her film debut in The Horse Whisperer (1998) and appeared in Remember the Titans (2000), before landing a lead role as a teenage surfer in the box-office hit Blue Crush (2002). She mentions how she likes the Byredo fragrances as they are complex, subtle, and gorgeous!

Gypsy Water by Byredo is a woody aromatic scent for ladies and men. Gypsy Water was propelled in 2008.

Top notes comprise of bergamot, lemon, pepper and juniper, heart notes are incense, pine needles and orris root and base notes are made up of amber, vanilla and sandalwood.

Gypsy Water is a glamorisation of the Romany way of life, fascinated with the myth. The fragrance of new soil, profound woods and the fantasy of a free, beautiful way of life near nature. The perfume transforms into a fragrance that is purely intriguing, sexy and sensuous. As the celebrities mention, they quite seem to like this fragrance.

NOTES

Top : Bergamot, Lemon, Pepper, Juniper

Heart : Incense, Pine Needles, Orris Root

Base : Amber, Vanilla, Sandalwood

Olivia Palermo says Guerlain Idylle is her go-to-fragrance and a staple to her beauty bag! American socialite, actress and model, Olivia Palermo, known to stay on the charts with her changing hairstyles and high-street fashion looks has grown up in Connecticut. Apart from her charming appearances almost everywhere, she has a website that is every girl’s ladder to becoming an ‘It Girl’.

She seems to like Guerlain Idylle, as the light notes of this classic rose scent fits her feminine elegant style and grace. She mentions that this perfume is her go-to and that it’s her beauty bag’s constant. Idylle is described as a nectar of flowers, a tribute to life and love, in the warm light of brilliant jasmine and the darker warmth of chypre, to express a vagueness of feeling, and musk, an agreeable, close, physical sensation by its perfumer, Thierry Wasser.

The perfume is nothing but a revelation of adoration with the bunch of blossoms, the unspeakable thought was communicated, delicate and ethereal, sexy and sentimental, temporary and everlasting.

NOTES

Top : Freesia, Tincture of rose, Raspberry, Litchi

Heart : Jasmine, Lily-of-the-valley, Peony, Lily, Lilac

Base : Musk, Patchouli

Mellow and polite, Amanda Seyfried likes the perfume that reflects herself, Bvlgari Green Tea Known for her grace, charm and positive down-to-earth attitude, Amanda Seyfried is stealing hearts in the show business! The actress was remarkably her best in Dear John and has never been anything but gorgeous in all her public appearances.

She claims to like Bvlgari Green Tea a lot as it reflects elegance and femininity. The actress is mellow and polite by nature and that is exactly how she likes her perfume to be.

It has a natural citrus and green scent that is enhanced by woodsy and spicy undertones that make people wonder just what you’re wearing. This scent is certainly alluring, but it works well for day and night. Bvlgari’s Green Tea is the ideal fragrance for those moist, overwhelming summers. It comes with extremely intriguing invention of sweet notes, which is reminiscent of the waiting aroma of nectar plunged in hearty, mending, divine noticing tea.

NOTES

Top : Coriander, Orange Blosson, Mandarin Orange, Bergamot, Cardomom, Lemon

Heart : Jasmine, Lily-of-the-valley, Bulgarian Rose

Base : Sandalwood, Amber, Musk, Green Tea, Precious Woods, Cedar

from ParfumPlus Magazine http://parfumplusmag.fourplusmedia.com/perfumes-that-your-favourite-stars-like/

[catstreet]

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